landed in front of me

I was out in my front yard last night with a friend of mine, sucking down some seriously wicked weed, when a ufo landed right on the street in front of us. Two aliens came out of the ufo. I said to my friend "Will ya take a look at that !" And he said "Whoooaa....how come we never see this when we're straight dude ?" I said "I dunno". Then one of the aliens started probing my friend. My friend started screaming. Then the other alien (who strangely enough looked alot like me) was eye balling me.